Please Let Me Merge Vinyl Bumper Sticker

You’ve got big opinions (or at least a really big need for people to read them at stoplights), and your bumper stickers should rise to the occasion. These 8x3 inch bumper stickers have 5+ years of sticking power. Translation: once you slap them on your ride, they’re basically part of the paint job.

Waterproof. Scratch-proof. UV resistant. And that little scroop of validation that you’re never alone in this fuckery known as life.

Perfect for: Cars (obvs), toolboxes, protest signs, dorm fridges, & skateboards.