Greeting Cards

These absolutely hilarious greeting cards measure 4.25″ x 5.5″ and include a matching envelope. 

  • Five Out Of Five Cats Don't Care It's Your Birthday Greeting Card
    Five Out Of Five Cats Don't Care It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

    Five Out Of Five Cats Don't Care It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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  • Let Me Punch Them Greeting Card
    Let Me Punch Them Greeting Card

    Let Me Punch Them Greeting Card

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  • Look I'm Not Saying You're Old But If You Were Milk I'd Sniff You First Greeting Card
    Look I'm Not Saying You're Old But If You Were Milk I'd Sniff You First Greeting Card

    Look I'm Not Saying You're Old But If You Were Milk I'd Sniff You First Greeting Card

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  • Tits Your Birthday Greeting Card
    Tits Your Birthday Greeting Card

    Tits Your Birthday Greeting Card

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  • Congrats On Your Little Nugget Greeting Card
    Congrats On Your Little Nugget Greeting Card

    Congrats On Your Little Nugget Greeting Card

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  • I Suck At Apologies So Unfuck You Or Whatever Greeting Card
    I Suck At Apologies So Unfuck You Or Whatever Greeting Card

    I Suck At Apologies So Unfuck You Or Whatever Greeting Card

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  • Do Not Water Down Your Wild Greeting Card
    Do Not Water Down Your Wild Greeting Card

    Do Not Water Down Your Wild Greeting Card

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  • You're Every Nice Word I Can Think of Greeting Card
    You're Every Nice Word I Can Think of Greeting Card

    You're Every Nice Word I Can Think of Greeting Card

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  • Drink Some Water & Kick Some Goals You Capable But Dehydrated Bitch Greeting Card
    Drink Some Water & Kick Some Goals You Capable But Dehydrated Bitch Greeting Card

    Drink Some Water & Kick Some Goals You Capable But Dehydrated Bitch Greeting Card

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  • I'm Here For You Greeting Card
    I'm Here For You Greeting Card

    I'm Here For You Greeting Card

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  • You Are Mother-Fuckin' Worthy Greeting Card
    You Are Mother-Fuckin' Worthy Greeting Card

    You Are Mother-Fuckin' Worthy Greeting Card

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  • You Were Wild Once Don't Let Them Tame You Greeting Card
    You Were Wild Once Don't Let Them Tame You Greeting Card

    You Were Wild Once Don't Let Them Tame You Greeting Card

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  • Hey Don't Quit You Got This Greeting Card
    Hey Don't Quit You Got This Greeting Card

    Hey Don't Quit You Got This Greeting Card

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  • You're a Whole Lot of Lovely Greeting Card
    You're a Whole Lot of Lovely Greeting Card

    You're a Whole Lot of Lovely Greeting Card

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  • You Don't Know How Lovely You Are Greeting Card
    You Don't Know How Lovely You Are Greeting Card

    You Don't Know How Lovely You Are Greeting Card

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  • I'm Sorry Someone You Loved Made You Believe It Was Hard to Love You Greeting Card
    I'm Sorry Someone You Loved Made You Believe It Was Hard to Love You Greeting Card

    I'm Sorry Someone You Loved Made You Believe It Was Hard to Love You Greeting Card

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  • So Sorry To Hear You're a Fucking Racist Greeting Card
    So Sorry To Hear You're a Fucking Racist Greeting Card

    So Sorry To Hear You're a Fucking Racist Greeting Card

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  • Forgive Them Even If They Aren't Sorry Greeting Card
    Forgive Them Even If They Aren't Sorry Greeting Card

    Forgive Them Even If They Aren't Sorry Greeting Card

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