I Like My Government How I Like My Coffee, Not In My Vagina Hoodie

I Like My Government How I Like My Coffee, Not In My Vagina Hoodie

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You know the hoodie you borrowed and never gave back? This one is better.

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DESCRIPTION

Built with a cozy fleece interior, a double-layered hood, and a pocket big enough to carry your essentials. It's soft. Structured. Slightly too powerful, in the best way.

 

Heavy weight. Breathable. Zero itch. Made to be lived in.
 

Perfect for: Couch marathons that turn into all-nighters, walking the dog when it's "just a quick one" but it's not, hiding a bad hair day under the hood, and your hands permanently living in the front pocket.

FIT DETAILS

What size should I order?

 

RELAXED FIT: Your usual size
LOOSE FIT: Size up by 1 size
OVERSIZED FIT: Size up by 2 sizes

 

Actual measurements are in the chart below. 
 

We cannot accept returns, so please double check your size before placing your order.

SHIPPING

Please Note:  Hoodies are made to order and ship separately from other items. 

 

Please allow 1-2 weeks for order processing. Once shipped, orders typically take 2-5 business days to be delivered. Trust us, it's worth the wait.

Meet The Gildan Hoodie

You deserve hoodies that can handle your chaos (or at least shield you from the I forgot my jacket again breeze). 

That's why we print on Gildan 18500.

It’s a medium-heavy blend of cotton and polyester that’s stupid-soft, cozy and actually holds up to real life (read: cold mornings, snack spills) 

Plus, It’s made with ethically grown U.S cotton, so you can look hot without supporting hell.

How's the Fit? 
This hoodie has that classic, comfy fit. It’s not too slim, and not drowning you - just right.

And yes, it has all the essentials: a big pouch pocket for your hands (or snacks), a double lined hood for extra coziness, and a color-matched drawcord. 

The female model is 5'4, weighs 120lb and is wearing a size Small for a fitted look and typically wears a size Large for an oversized fit. The male model is 6'0, weighs 180 lbs and is wearing a size Large for a fitted look.

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