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Vinyl Stickers | For the weirdos who get into shit.

You’re built for adventure (or at least some really hard napping), and your stickers should be up for the challenge. Tougher than our paper pals, these 3” vinyls have 5+ years of sticking power. In other words: Once you slap them on your car, they stay there.

Waterproof. Scratch-proof. UV resistant. And that little scroop of validation that you’re never alone in this fuckery known as life.

Perfect for: Water bottles, phone cases, cars, skateboards, arm casts, vapes, lamp posts & your Nana’s bible.