I Hope You Choke A Little On My Sparkle Vinyl Sticker

You’re built for adventure (or at least some really hard napping), and your stickers should be up for the challenge. These 3” vinyls have 5+ years of sticking power. In other words: Once you slap them on your car, they stay there.

Waterproof. Scratch-proof. UV resistant. And that little scroop of validation that you’re never alone in this fuckery known as life.

Perfect for: Water bottles, phone cases, cars, skateboards, arm casts, vapes, lamp posts & your Nana’s bible.