• I Like My Government How I like My Coffee, Not In My Vagina Text Graphic Tee
  • I Like My Government How I like My Coffee, Not In My Vagina Text Graphic Tee

I Like My Government How I like My Coffee, Not In My Vagina Text Graphic Tee

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Whether you're scaling emotional mountains or just aggressively lounging, this tee’s got your back (literally). Soft enough for a nap, solid enough for an adventure, and cool enough that you might even make eye contact at the coffee shop.

Lightweight. Breathable. Zero itch. Maximum vibes.

Perfect for: Overthinking in public, bad decisions at 2AM, brunch with friends that turns into therapy sessions, long walks to nowhere, couch days, midnight snack runs, and existential spirals.

Size Guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

 

Customer Reviews

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Linda O
Spectacular Shirt!

For those who love bringing attention to their vagina while also sharing an important message THIS IS THE SHIRT FOR YOU! I love wearing it and then watching people read along, getting increasingly uncomfortable. Mouthy Broad FTW!

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Melinda Faulkner
Hilarious!

My vagina is too old to be of interest to the government, but this is perfect for my niece!
Good quality fabric and printing.