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Don't Do Stupid Shit Magnet
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I'm Not Procrastinating, I'm Doing Side Quests Magnet
Dumpster Fires Don't Burn Forever Magnet
Have You Watered Your Flesh Prison Lately - Brights Edition Magnet
Safe Person Magnet
LGBTQIA+ Safe Person Magnet
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Don't Forget To Take Your Medication Magnet
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Activism Compost The Rich Magnet
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Five Out Of Five Cats Don't Care It's Your Birthday Greeting Card
I'm Yours No Refunds Greeting Card
You're The Window To My Wall Greeting Card
Let Me Punch Them Greeting Card
Sweary Let Me Punch Them Greeting Card
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Tits Your Birthday Greeting Card
Congrats On Your Little Nugget Greeting Card
I'm Here For You Greeting Card
Thoughtful Birthday Present Greeting Card