I am so fucking fabulous I can hardly BELIEVE it.

The better I get, THE BETTER I GET.

If ANYONE can be counted on to fucking SLAY, it’s ME. 

I’m GOOD. 

I’m KIND.

I’m SASSY AF + I LIKE it.

I’m a SEXY B + I KNOW it.

I LOVE who I am + who I’m BECOMING.

Wholeheartedly.

Purposefully.

FULLY.

I say what I mean + mean what I say + am 100% willing to LEAD THE WAY.

Honestly, I’m HILARIOUS.

My advice is on point.

And on top of it all, I’m a BADass with a GOOD ass.

WHAT A FUCKING BOSS.

Here’s to loving me for ME.

STAY MOUTHY, YOU GLORIOUS BROAD.